SO I WAS SNOWED IN AT MEGAN'S IN THE ANNAPOLIS AREA ALL WEEKEND
IT WAS FUN WE MADE A CAVE AND SKYPED OUR FRIEND WITH FLUTE CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING BUT THEY HAVE NO FRESH FOOD
AND THEN ROADS WERE CLEAR ENOUGH SORT OF ON SUNDAY SO I CAME HOME TO BALTIMORE
HOW ABOUT THEM SAINTS
AND YESTERDAY I SLEDDED WITH MY SISTER AND PLAYED GUITAR UNTIL 4 IN THE MORNING AND TODAY I WILL SLED SOME MORE WITH MY FRIENDS ON ACCOUNT OF NOW SCHOOL ALL WEEK
BUT NOW IT IS PICTURE TIME

LOOK MY HOUSE HAS A PENIS


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OKAY I HAVE TO GO GET ROSE SHE IS IN PENNSYLVANIA
ROAD TRIP!

SORRY I AM A TERRIBLE INTERNET FRIEND BUT MY LAPTOP HAS EXPLODED AND I HAVE LOST ALL OF MY HARDDRIVE
ALL OF IT
I AM CRYING FOREVER AND I WON'T GET THE LAPTOP BACK AT ALL FOR ANOTHER MONTH SO I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU

BUT YOU GUYS I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT FOR MY COLLEGE ESSAY
I WILL WRITE ABOUT MY MOTHER AND HER PARANOIA AND HOW DEALING WITH HER CONSTANT ACCUSATIONS OF FATHER MURDERING IMAGINARY DOGS HAS SOMEHOW MADE ME A BETTER PERSON


THEN THEY WILL SURELY WANT ME IN THEIR COLLEGE

WOOOOHOOOOOOO  AND JUST IN TIME FOR THE DEADLINE MONDAY YAY

OH DANG MY CAMRY KICKED THIS COROLLA'S ASS




so I was driving home from school and then this chick slammed on her breaks so I slammed on mine and we were both good then SCREEEEEEEEECH BANG corolla buttfuck
no one was hurt and the county cops didn't even care enough to come so they sent two idiot baltimore city cops who didn't know what they were doing
it was relatively uneventful

BUT I now have a bumper crack and my muffler got all banged up and my gas tank has a dent and that is terrible.     ( see look very boring ) 

and I still don't know what to write for my college essay.  MAYHAPS I CAN WRITE ABOUT MY FIRST TRAFFIC COLLISION? 
no

YOU GO COCO
haha morgan freeman just gave coco the 11:30 slot on colbert.  thank you morgan freeman.  IF ONLY YOU WERE REALLY GOD


so hello lj.  how's life been. 
last week and sunday I watched all of chuck and it is amazing and zachary levi is so adorable it's ridiculous.
also I've been learning like every flight of the conchords song on ukulele.  yay. 
this week I have midterms and a college essay.  I do not know how to explain to college why I am so awesome.

Elise and I saw the imaginarium of dr parnassus this weekend and it was really pretty and scary and awesome.  it was also really weird to see heath legder in something new

yeah that's all.

OH NO WAIT
MOHINDER SHOWED HIS SWEET CHOCOLATE FACE ON HEROES LAST NIGHT AND I DIED OF HAPPINESS YAY!

okay happy tuesday


EDIT
FUCK YOU JAY LENO
FUCK YOU NBC
I AM IRATE RIGHT NOW
AND SAD
AHHH

okay what the hell livejournal why would you delete my post twice

so elise's mother is a crazy pile of menopause and decided to cancel elise's life for the week so we didn't get to party at the cabin.  but I went Amberle's family new years party and that was acceptable.

I made rose a birthday cake for the cabin but then we didn't go so I froze it.  we have a cake in the freezer.

SO I caught some weird cold on new years eve and while I was wallowing in sickness I added some sex appeal to my profile and redid my layout.  It's supposed to look like this.
ANSWER ME THIS, FLIST.  In the header is the white font against the blue too hard to read?  I do not know if I should change it or not.


okay new years resolutions:
be a better vegan
become a master ukulele player
get some kind of scholarship for college

okay well I don't know what else to say because I already said happy new year at the top

IT'S GOING TO SNOW TONIGHT YAY CHRISTMAS IS A WEEK AWAY GUYS YAY THERE WAS SUPER TRAFFIC TODAY YAY AND IT'S GONNA SNOOOOW AND THE CONCERT WILL PROBABLY BE CANCELLED AND I WILL GO TO TWO PARTIES TOMORROW IF I CAN MOVE MY CAR THROUGH THE SNOOOOOOOW! I bought paint today and I will make christmas dinosaurs for my friends and I will paint cards for you guys.  I only have 4 people so far!  get your limited edition hand made corey christmas card here.  act now and you will receive a card!  ALSO I finally got new ukulele strings.  yay.  and I'm learning stu's song from the hangover on piano.  I love christmas. guys it's gonna snow!




WHY ISN'T THE ENTER BUTTON WORKING THIS SHOULDN'T BE A PARAGRAPH BOOOOOO

GUYS I WANT TO ALSO GIVE OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS TO EVERYONE BECAUSE I GOT ONE IN THE MAIL AND IT WAS SO COOL.

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESSES IF YOU WANT A GENUINE COREY-PAINTED CARD. COMMENTS ARE SCREENED FOR YOUR PROTECTION!


I AM A TERRIFIC ARTIST SO YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED




ALSO ONE MORE CHRISTMAS CONCERT TO GO WOOOOO

dude my school got tickets to the big roe v wade protest in dc in january and they want to bring 10 students to help them protest against women's rights to their own fucking bodies. colleen said I should go and bring pro choice posters and stuff and just go crazy. this is the best idea ever. I love colleen.

also I'm all caught up on criminal minds! it's so saaaaaad
but I still haven't seen last week's office or 30 rock and I'm way behind on the daily show and I am just being a terrible fan. but I will watch glee tonight. yay

okay that's all. I have flute choir tomorrow and then honor band saturday and our school concert next week and I am just full of music

also I really want the weezer snuggie for christmas. just sayin

before this afternoon I have not been at home for more than three hours since wednesday. I HAVE MISSED YOU, HOME.
thursday I went to school and then spent the night at megan's house for flute choir and friday I went to school and then came home for a little while and then to gracie's house and then saturday I came home for like 2 hours and then went back to megan's house for our flute choir concert for the mayor or governor or whoever and today I came home for good and I AM GLAD. my cat missed me and now she is pleased

ALSO YOU GUYS IT SNOWED AND WE SLEDDED AND IT WAS FABULOUS.

so friday Gracie and I went to her boyfriend's house and after a night of sipping fine wine and eating delicious fries from checkers we helped a troubled hispanic man at 3 in the morning with his car troubles. He was incredibly sketchy and I will never do it again. He was all "I have no friends in this area and I have no phone to call anyone and I have no insurance so no one can help me" and then his friends showed up and we were all "YOU LIE!" it was nuts.

and snl was pretty good last night yes? I want a bill hader in a lady wig

but my car is about to break down for like every reason in the world which sucks because I've had it for a total of 3 months boooooo.

oh and have I mentioned I'm being vegan for december? I am. I got soy cheese. this is exciting.

THIS WAS ABNORMALLY LONG SORRY
OH AND HELLO NEW FRIENDS!

aw guys I wanted to show you snow from deep creek but lj cut isn't working
so here's one lonely picture





it was lovely.
so tomorrow I'm spending the night at megan's so I have to leave my car at school and that is terrible.
but christmas is making everything happy so everything's good.
ALSO ELISE CAME OVER TODAY AND FINALLY GAVE ME MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT WHICH WAS STAR TREK YAY. AND GENAI GAVE ME MY DELICIOUS PRESENT ALSO. IT IS A STAR TREK SPOCK T SHIRT WOOOO.

and I'm almost done with season 4 of criminal minds! everything is swell.